Please join us or robot ninja nazis, who are also zombies, will hunt you down, kidnap, and rape you with giant purple dildoes, then send you to the moon, where you will encounter a black hole and be crushed to the size of a grape, and then teleported to the tentacle galaxy, where you will be tentacle raped until the end of time, and forced to give birth to millions of tentacle rape babies (Even if you’re a man. the will find a way to make it work). Then you will burn in a 21312-degree hell-furnace while man-eating cockroaches bore into your brain and stimulate both the pain and pleasure centers, resulting in a constant state of agonizing suffering and orgasmic pleasures.

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